Monday, May 29, 2006

"Oooo, your body, girl!"

N.B.: the above title has got NOTHING to do with the post below.

we girls have met up last fri, eating our heart out at suntec's kfc. their two-piece chicsare so goddamn small, a chicken itself would have gobbled it up.

sharon was terribly late, we agreed to meet up at 1845, but she was caught up with work, and she reached at 1930-1945. how late.

den we proceeded to the esplanade and took gallions of pix. (i mean, yah, i noe gallion's to decribe water, but who cares?)shall upload the pix when i have the time.

btw, just to inform you guys. i cant access the internet at home, so, u may hear from me a bitlater yeah?


till the next post, tata.

Saturday, May 20, 2006

Suffocated

avg of 6 calls per day, asking the same questions.

"are you busy?"
"busy ah? dont want to talk to me tonight?"

"how's ur 'watermelon'?"

"are you taking the lift alone? can you see blood dripping down the spirals? teeheehee."

"are you home yet? want to chat on the phone tonight?"

"where are you?"

well, i say, triple slabs of corny-ness.

i'm just so tired.
you claim that want us to be just frens, and that you dint want to start liking me cuz u're afraid to "violate" the friendship that we have, but u're controlling my movements as though i'm your gf (i have to be thick-skin here).

i'm sorry, but i'm not.

you cant expect me to be around and answering your calls when u're bored.
i'm working.

and dont even throw your tantrum on me and think that i'll sweet talk you back.
i did before, because i thought i wasnt gonna give up our friendship that we had.

but i'm never gonna do it again.

so what if i'm "violating" the friendship that we HAD?

i'm really honoured that you sent me to and fro from work, though u had to park ur bike over my house, and come all the way to sengkang to look for me. send me up to my house, and ride ur bike back to jurong.

and when you offered to lunch with me at raffles place when u were at ang mo kio. had to make you stand and wait for seats to be free, and make you wait for me to eat.


it was really sweet of you.

but now, i'm having bitter thoughts.


bitter intentions.

you blame everyone but yourself. and whatever you said was pretty "politically correct". and your comments of "hey, dont eat so much lar. you're getting fat." or "watch your diet lar..." or "your 'watermelon' will get bigger if you still eat so much" just dont do any favour for yourself to me. and i have to watch my trap.

and i'm gonna end this "friendship" of ours.

and, i hope that u'll get my drift.

Friday, May 05, 2006

4 days of working life

Life had been rather busy.

went out on monday with jeannie and jinling. ate pizza hut. our favourite chicken ole bake rice. the thought of it just makes me drool at this very moment. -slurps-

tues&wed went out with my parents, ystd night went to copthorne hotel to have seafood buffet with my new-found colleagues and then went for a couple of drinks with jemay and marlene(my colleagues) at zouk's winebar.

though marlene left slightly early cuz her husband came and fetch her home.



tues was a super hectic day for us, as the building had suffered from power failure on monday, and we had received complaints from all the tenants that their power and/or internet and/or phone were not working. what a first day to start off work. and jemay jokingly asked if i'd offered my prayers before i left home. lol. well, i dint. hahas.

wed was still orite; it was more of like, following jemay and having marlene teach me the skills of inquiring the excellence in phone-answering. some callers are ang moh, so i dint quite catch what they'd said. but it was still okay, cuz occasionally jemay and marlene dint either. hees.

thurs... went to have dinner with my new colleagues, but the dinner was rather short, cuz we reached there at ard 7 and then we had the bill sent to us on 8 sharp. haiz, dint really enjoy, and dint manage to take photos. jemay den suggest tat we go to the winebar, and i thought, why not? so i just tagged along, with marlene, to the winebar. jemay ordered one bourbon coke light, but it was still the happy hour, so it came with another which was complimentary. and we chatted as if we dint noe the time and that i felt like i'd known jemay for a long time. it was like, i noe her since eons ago, and the chat seemed like a follow-up after not meeting for many years. and we decided to order another cup of vodka with 7-up, and she ordered her vodka with coke light. hees.

and today, since i'm having my usual women's ailment, i struggled my way back home and decided that an update is absolute necessary.

and, and, and. i have to show you how pretty jemay is.
well, she IS pretty. all the clients swarmed to her like bees to honey, and their trotting speed to her may be like 210km/h. i'm NOT exaggerating.

but well. no more suspense.

u'll see how she look like soon.

and i mean, SOON.


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fu*k. i look like i'm 50 on this photo. she looks like she's 16/19 or smth. arh, f*ck.

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you see you see! i wont ever take photos with her no more. =(

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just look at the cheese. look how it stretched. like a rubber band. but has the effect of taking 10 ecstacy pills.

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the food which sent my taste buds to haven. and my heart to heaven. =)

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this picture is blur though. this is the sight which we(me and parents) saw in yishun on wed. the sight was pretty amazing because that's when you see the "riot-control" police cars and traffic police and hundreds of police men on duty to make sure there's order around.

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my new bag. looks like it's granny's day out for me. hahas.

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my sweet indulgence for the past few days. =) yummy.



the following photo may make you feel sick. hahas. viewers' discretion is needed.





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i'm tellling the truth. no photoshop here! i mean, everything is original... i know you trust me cuz i still look horrendous. ouch.

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yaya. me again. =p

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and hi. yah right, it's still me, with a botox-ed looking face. i just wanna look back at this photo when i'm really 50, and this will remind me of how i looked 30 yrs ago. wahahahhas. stiff man! i think i'll look the same to this pic when i'm 50, cuz by then, botox'll just be as common as drinking water everyday.
oh btw, ignore that disgusting-flesh-coloured straps!

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and i miss these arses. =(

Monday, May 01, 2006

Scare-ded

In another 7 hrs and 30 mins, i'll be stepping into my second phase of my life.


THE WORKING LIFE.


my God.
imagine the scene when i have to sqeeze into the already-packed mrt. and i may probably also have to tolerate humanes, who-are-so-lacked-of-sleep, to land their heavy skulls on mah shoulders. but well, i doubt i'll be getting a seat on the train too, considering that i get onboard at Yio Chu Kang station. which is in the middle of somewhere and there.

my God.
imagine the scene when i get into the office and there is already loads of people waiting for me to answer the calls, photostat their documents, clean the vicinity, lick boss' boots.
soon, i'll have to kick my own bucket.
touch-wood, though.

my God.
imagine the scene when i topples the enormous "watertank" over and spills it and floods the place. or when i topple/trip just as usual, in front of those ang mohs. or when i gabble and gabs and gurgles the saliva outta my mouth.



i pray to You, lemme me stay alive.


and oh yah. a note to remind everyone again.

THE WORKING LIFE = ABSOLUTELY NO LIFE.



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election day is on 6th may'06. it may be non of my business, but guess who i'll vote for if he's in for it?

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"am i cool or what?"