Monday, May 29, 2006
"Oooo, your body, girl!"
we girls have met up last fri, eating our heart out at suntec's kfc. their two-piece chicsare so goddamn small, a chicken itself would have gobbled it up.
sharon was terribly late, we agreed to meet up at 1845, but she was caught up with work, and she reached at 1930-1945. how late.
den we proceeded to the esplanade and took gallions of pix. (i mean, yah, i noe gallion's to decribe water, but who cares?)shall upload the pix when i have the time.
btw, just to inform you guys. i cant access the internet at home, so, u may hear from me a bitlater yeah?
till the next post, tata.
Saturday, May 20, 2006
Suffocated
"are you busy?"
"busy ah? dont want to talk to me tonight?"
"how's ur 'watermelon'?"
"are you taking the lift alone? can you see blood dripping down the spirals? teeheehee."
"are you home yet? want to chat on the phone tonight?"
"where are you?"
well, i say, triple slabs of corny-ness.
i'm just so tired.
you claim that want us to be just frens, and that you dint want to start liking me cuz u're afraid to "violate" the friendship that we have, but u're controlling my movements as though i'm your gf (i have to be thick-skin here).
i'm sorry, but i'm not.
you cant expect me to be around and answering your calls when u're bored.
i'm working.
and dont even throw your tantrum on me and think that i'll sweet talk you back.
i did before, because i thought i wasnt gonna give up our friendship that we had.
but i'm never gonna do it again.
so what if i'm "violating" the friendship that we HAD?
i'm really honoured that you sent me to and fro from work, though u had to park ur bike over my house, and come all the way to sengkang to look for me. send me up to my house, and ride ur bike back to jurong.
and when you offered to lunch with me at raffles place when u were at ang mo kio. had to make you stand and wait for seats to be free, and make you wait for me to eat.
it was really sweet of you.
but now, i'm having bitter thoughts.
bitter intentions.
you blame everyone but yourself. and whatever you said was pretty "politically correct". and your comments of "hey, dont eat so much lar. you're getting fat." or "watch your diet lar..." or "your 'watermelon' will get bigger if you still eat so much" just dont do any favour for yourself to me. and i have to watch my trap.
and i'm gonna end this "friendship" of ours.
and, i hope that u'll get my drift.
Friday, May 05, 2006
4 days of working life
went out on monday with jeannie and jinling. ate pizza hut. our favourite chicken ole bake rice. the thought of it just makes me drool at this very moment. -slurps-
tues&wed went out with my parents, ystd night went to copthorne hotel to have seafood buffet with my new-found colleagues and then went for a couple of drinks with jemay and marlene(my colleagues) at zouk's winebar.
though marlene left slightly early cuz her husband came and fetch her home.
tues was a super hectic day for us, as the building had suffered from power failure on monday, and we had received complaints from all the tenants that their power and/or internet and/or phone were not working. what a first day to start off work. and jemay jokingly asked if i'd offered my prayers before i left home. lol. well, i dint. hahas.
wed was still orite; it was more of like, following jemay and having marlene teach me the skills of inquiring the excellence in phone-answering. some callers are ang moh, so i dint quite catch what they'd said. but it was still okay, cuz occasionally jemay and marlene dint either. hees.
thurs... went to have dinner with my new colleagues, but the dinner was rather short, cuz we reached there at ard 7 and then we had the bill sent to us on 8 sharp. haiz, dint really enjoy, and dint manage to take photos. jemay den suggest tat we go to the winebar, and i thought, why not? so i just tagged along, with marlene, to the winebar. jemay ordered one bourbon coke light, but it was still the happy hour, so it came with another which was complimentary. and we chatted as if we dint noe the time and that i felt like i'd known jemay for a long time. it was like, i noe her since eons ago, and the chat seemed like a follow-up after not meeting for many years. and we decided to order another cup of vodka with 7-up, and she ordered her vodka with coke light. hees.
and today, since i'm having my usual women's ailment, i struggled my way back home and decided that an update is absolute necessary.
and, and, and. i have to show you how pretty jemay is.
well, she IS pretty. all the clients swarmed to her like bees to honey, and their trotting speed to her may be like 210km/h. i'm NOT exaggerating.
but well. no more suspense.
u'll see how she look like soon.
and i mean, SOON.
fu*k. i look like i'm 50 on this photo. she looks like she's 16/19 or smth. arh, f*ck.
you see you see! i wont ever take photos with her no more. =(
just look at the cheese. look how it stretched. like a rubber band. but has the effect of taking 10 ecstacy pills.
the food which sent my taste buds to haven. and my heart to heaven. =)
this picture is blur though. this is the sight which we(me and parents) saw in yishun on wed. the sight was pretty amazing because that's when you see the "riot-control" police cars and traffic police and hundreds of police men on duty to make sure there's order around.
my new bag. looks like it's granny's day out for me. hahas.
my sweet indulgence for the past few days. =) yummy.
the following photo may make you feel sick. hahas. viewers' discretion is needed.
i'm tellling the truth. no photoshop here! i mean, everything is original... i know you trust me cuz i still look horrendous. ouch.
yaya. me again. =p
and hi. yah right, it's still me, with a botox-ed looking face. i just wanna look back at this photo when i'm really 50, and this will remind me of how i looked 30 yrs ago. wahahahhas. stiff man! i think i'll look the same to this pic when i'm 50, cuz by then, botox'll just be as common as drinking water everyday.
oh btw, ignore that disgusting-flesh-coloured straps!
and i miss these arses. =(
Monday, May 01, 2006
Scare-ded
THE WORKING LIFE.
my God.
imagine the scene when i have to sqeeze into the already-packed mrt. and i may probably also have to tolerate humanes, who-are-so-lacked-of-sleep, to land their heavy skulls on mah shoulders. but well, i doubt i'll be getting a seat on the train too, considering that i get onboard at Yio Chu Kang station. which is in the middle of somewhere and there.
my God.
imagine the scene when i get into the office and there is already loads of people waiting for me to answer the calls, photostat their documents, clean the vicinity, lick boss' boots.
soon, i'll have to kick my own bucket.
touch-wood, though.
my God.
imagine the scene when i topples the enormous "watertank" over and spills it and floods the place. or when i topple/trip just as usual, in front of those ang mohs. or when i gabble and gabs and gurgles the saliva outta my mouth.
i pray to You, lemme me stay alive.
and oh yah. a note to remind everyone again.
THE WORKING LIFE = ABSOLUTELY NO LIFE.
☆¨*·¤.,.~·**¯`·*♡*·´¯**·~.,.¤·*¨☆ *★·´¯`·☆*·´¯`·*★*·´¯`·*☆
election day is on 6th may'06. it may be non of my business, but guess who i'll vote for if he's in for it?
"am i cool or what?"
Saturday, April 29, 2006
Shrugs
Work, maybe further studies, work, work, work, work, get married, have children, watch children grow up healthily and happily, have greeat understanding and trust between my husband and i, indisposeness to getting sick, and finally, dying, but with plenty of great-grand children beside me.
This second phase of life is starting soon, on the 2nd of may. i'll be working as a customer service exec. sounds delicious? i dunno. the comp is giving $250/yr for us to buy some standard black jackets and skirts. and the director INSISTS that we wear skirts. hmmm. i udnno why. prolly cuz we'll look more feminine and demure and approachable in skirts? a humongous question mark is drifting all over.
and i'll be enrolling into SIM, taking up its Deg. in IT. and if the application is successful, i'll be having intensive lectures and tutorials for two weeks per month, mon-fri at 7-10, and sats at 9-4, i doubt i have the ability to juggle between work and study and not even to mention to be able to live till the day i see my great grandchildren. =(
and all the talk about several men messaging me at the same time. they've all seemed to disappeared at the same time too.
hahas.
all these peace and tranquility is making me feel strident. =(
Thursday, April 20, 2006
On MSN today
(my display picture(dp). then. =p )
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me: hey joy, i think i look like you dp.
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joy: if you look like my dp, then i'll look like ur dp's gf. lol
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and i scurried to do some changes.
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me: you mean u're his gf? wahahhahahhahahaas.
my current dp.
and tadah! this is the joke of the century! muahahahahhas
and after this... there's even more funnier stuff comin' up!
"
Lijun says:
sharon, next mth wan to sing karoke
Joyln says:
i asking some ques
*sharon* says:
okok
*sharon* says:
SURE
*sharon* says:
lai lai lai (meaning, come come come)
*sharon* says:
u plan hao ma? (meaning, you plan okay?)
Lijun says:
next mth then organise
Lijun says:
have to for xy...
*Sharon* says:
ok
Lijun says:
o ya, everyone.....i go the flea market thing
Lijun says:
at the orchard cineleisure
*Sharon* says:
ok.. hey i cant control le i must go watch yu le bai fen bai liaoooooooooo.. tooooooooo temoting
Lijun says:
temothing?
♡´¯`·.¸¸.εїз*Liting*εїз.¸¸.¤´¯`¤.¸¸.♡ says:
hahahahhahaa
Joyln says:
she wan to say tempting
Lijun says:
no one see wat i type
*Sharon* says:
tempting
Lijun says:
o..
*Sharon* says:
yeahhhh
♡´¯`·.¸¸.εїз*Liting*εїз.¸¸.¤´¯`¤.¸¸.♡ says:
flea market/
*Sharon* says:
ok its commercial now
Lijun says:
ya
♡´¯`·.¸¸.εїз*Liting*εїз.¸¸.¤´¯`¤.¸¸.♡ says:
what abt it
*Sharon* says:
WAD FLEEEEEA MARKET
*Sharon* says:
i don like FLEAS
Lijun says:
not fleas..
*Sharon* says:
then?
Lijun says:
rent the stall and sell the things
*Sharon* says:
ok
*Sharon* says:
that FLEA
Lijun says:
i not selling fleas
Lijun says:
is next mth
*Sharon* says:
haha
*Sharon* says:
okok
Lijun says:
muz can buy
♡´¯`·.¸¸.εїз*Liting*εїз.¸¸.¤´¯`¤.¸¸.♡ says:
wahahhahahahaha
♡´¯`·.¸¸.εїз*Liting*εїз.¸¸.¤´¯`¤.¸¸.♡ says:
lijun said "not selling fleas"/
Lijun says:
sell the things , not the fleas....
Lijun says:
sina(typo, and it means bored in hokkien slang)
Lijun says:
sian
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and in the end. lijun gave up selling the fleas to us. hahahhaas.
Tuesday, April 18, 2006
Stranded.
i'm stranded at home, on this lonely, rainy, cooling, boring tuesday afternoon. YET, i've got no time to spare, cuz i'll be uploading tonnes and tonnes of pix for my beloved-increased-readers.
and oh, i couldnt miss mentioning how nice of celia and shiyun. Kudos to you guys that my counter is jumping 1*1 more. LOL.
and on a TOTALLY IRRELEVANT note, in the benefit of myself, and some readers who love me so much, i shall post the pix ALL up.
BE VERY AFRAID.
10.04.2006 - Having lunch with mom and bro
Went to have our lunch, and then to the library. =)
mommy.
me and bro. =)
his food.
my mediocre food, compared to his. =(
11.04.2006 - Jeannie, Jinling and Me
jeannie and jinling came over to my place, cuz i'm so lazy to go out!
and i realised that i had a crave for fries and we trotted our way to the market! and for additional incentives are this colorful drinks!
these can instruct traffic. =p
12.04.2006 & 15.04.2006 - At Jeannie's Place
what lar. i noe my face is as big as the one in front of it. teeheehee
jeannifer, jeannie's sis, whom we affectionately call her Ah Bee(bestowed by jeannie). she's a cutie. =)
After all these toils of boring surfings of the net, watching of dvds, me and ah bee finally decided that we can do something more lucrative. we rushed down to the shophouses downstairs, paid one-fifty, and got a pump and some balloons.
what for? i tell you, it's play time! hehehe.
see or not. look at our face. it says:"SMUG". hahas.
and we decorated these lovely b-loons ourselves. artistic heh? =p
the water-balloons which resembled like jellybeans on da loose. =p
jinling and ah bee proclaims:"We're flying!"
and this entry shall end. again, so abruptly. hahas!
Friday, April 14, 2006
Interpersonal Relationships
several men messaging me, asking me how was i doing.
all
but
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once.
i'm hating this.
it's either that i'm extremely lonely, or that i'm extremely occupied.
i'm not liking these.
and they're messaging w/o any purpose.
and what on earth, does this serve on? no purpose?
hit on.
i'm blabbering like a mad woman now.
forgive me.
i need to get a life! =(
and btw. i may be considering furthering my studies. sounds futile?
Sunday, April 09, 2006
you'd be wow-ed.
below is a pic which i took while we were KTV-ing.
wendy and i =)
and the rest from here were from boat quay!
me wendy jeannie =)
da bungy ride.
the beautiful scenery of boat quay!
me, on da starry starry path
the water which felt like it was from the water-cooler. freaking chilling!
me jeannie
and that comes to the end of my day.
buT! i still have eye-candies for ya!
note: proceed with caution. the below may lead you to a nose-bleed session. LOL.
final note: are you thirsty? teeeheeeheee. =)
Saturday, April 08, 2006
Pix Pixxx and more Pixxxx!
shall i name today as International Pixx Day?
Beware. the following content may lead you to diabetes.
check check. check your right eye.
check check. then, check your LEFT eye. perfectly fine? proceed with caution.
check check. check your right face.
check check. check your left face, and play posie if you want. =)
*ARRRRR...* fine, seems to me that you've got perfect set of teeth.
"you sure? okay then. it'll be acting cute time! eyy what. i'm cute already hor. i almost forgot!..."
"what can i say... i'm born with perfect teeth. any takers for making me the lead for toothpaste commercials?"
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me: not bad. okay, i'll take you, provided if you take a co-pic with me. okay?
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"errr. okay lar. just one okay. more than that, i'll charge. oh, btw, dont be shocked. my lips are painted blood red by that auntie behind me. see how vain i am. muahahahas."
me: okay fine. and now you'll appear in the commercial ad!
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presenting
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tadah!
muahahahhas!
it's a bit blur though. =)
Monday, April 03, 2006
Hey You!
I've been reading back to my old posts. haha
But i realised i sound kinda sad and angry. haha
now, i wanna be happy! haha
trying to hypnotise myself. haha
i'm happy! haha
here's some happy thoughts: haha
lol! hahas, and i'm self-amusing right now. well. i will.
be jumpy and happy! haha
hahahahahahas. no, i'm not a mad woman. haha (?!)
a funny pic for you to LOL:
Liting: i'm a man! i'm a man. and grace ssays "NO" behind me with her face covered. HAHAHAHAs! =) =) =)
New skin
was dead beat after all the burnings of incense sticks and papers. and i hope everything will be okay for me this year, with all my ancestors' blessings.
i'm quite bored with my old, pink skin for this blog. and thus i decided that a revamp is absolutely necessary.
so. how is this new skin of mine? like it? hate it? flood me with your comments. it's open to everyone.
check the poll out at the sidebar.
Saturday, March 25, 2006
Lost and Found
my entries are like, Lost, and then, Found.
i dint noe that, until Joyln double-checked for me.
i'm pretty grateful for that.
i'm also pretty frustrated, cuz finding jobs are such a tedious task these days. what is happening to the economic?
and to top it off, the degree/bachelor holders are vying the posts with US. diploma holders.
wassup with them man. cant the management like, stretch their school term? i'm appalled.
totally.
Saturday, March 18, 2006
Crazed
it seems like everyone can get hitched and can be so happily together...
but I'm not going to take pity on myself.
because I'm just me.
I'm going to overcome this calamity.
i will.
Thursday, March 16, 2006
We're going to the zoo,zoo zoo. how about you?
not getting petrified and cold-feet, are u? trying to leave this site? nooooooooo. dont. i'll entertain you with some boring texts for now then.
so while the pix get uploaded, i'll just tell you how i started my day. alright?
i woke up..
by the alarm.
0900.
but i dragged. (*at this point, the pix are finally uploaded.) till 0920. and scurried off to bath. prepared, and went out for my driving lesson. it was my 7th driving lesson so far.
but yet, the saying goes, "so far so good". this saying DOESNT apply to me. lol.
my instructor made me do loads of right-turning today. till i was kinda sick of it. but den again, it was cuz today's lesson IS focused on right-turning. i wonder why i'm dreading it so much. and i figured out almost immediately after that. because i'm NOT doing a good job at it.
turnings. turning. turn. turned.
i suck at it, i mean, turnings. BUT! the instructor praised that i'm actually quite accurate with my low-speed control. HEEE. dont even suspect. i'm typing this in mid-air, cuz the thought of the praise actually lifted me up, high innn theee aiiirrr!
woot. and i took a walk back home. and it almost felt like i was treading through the Sahara Desert. i was soaked in my clothes! darn hot. darn.
and now, i'm presenting to you Tonnes and tonnes of photos. Ready?
Get set...
Go!
14.03.2006 - Zoo Dayyy
arrival at the zoo. we're so excited!
*yawns. you ARE excited, but i'm not. i need my beauty sleep! and wait. gimme back my bolster. *grrrr.
you'll need this. in case you get lost by all the blindings by the pictures.
Just then, jinling and jeannie had an encounter with a croc. BUT! the croc seem to love them, though. it allowed them to sit on it's back, and jinling stroked it as a form of appraisal in return.
jinling: Be a good boy okay? i'll take it on a date, if you behave.
On the other hand, while jinling is still busy flirting with the croc, i had MY encounter with the other one. his name is crocodile. i had a VERY had time taming it.
can you actually see it? crocodile's mouth is actually smaller than mine. Scary...!
And then, we saw something black. in the mid-air. quite forgotten what's it called, but i'll just call it monkey-brain. same what. it was a counterpart of the monkey mah..
monkey-brain: you good. you good. call me monkey-brain? i'm a flying bird okay! just that i got stuck on some long-long stuff of a tree. -yah right. u're really a monkey-brain.-
haiz. i'm actually quite exhausted narrating the pix. so. i'll just dump everything in here, and you try to think of the stories yourself okay? be good, children.
white-rhino: ouch, i got sun-burnt! and take a look at my dung. i had plenty of them!
polar bear: i'm freeeee, like a bird!!! (?!)
jinling+jeannie: oei. there's something behind us. WAH! it's the beeeaaaarrrr! 3m tall!
Zebra crossing. Not.
leopard: Hear me roar! grrrrrrr...
pig: what? you wanna know who am i? i'm a pig. i'm a pig. i'm a .... snort. ZzZzZzZzzzZzz...
giraffe: i'm trying to pose like statue of liberty. see my other counterparts. they're so not vain. -batters eyelashes-
penguin: -sings- It's gettin' cold in here, so put on all your clothes! -shivers-baby goats: where's mommy? i want milkkkk! i'm hungrrrrrry! -searches around frantically-
14.03.2006 - Sembawang Beach
jinling to jeannie: oei. why you so happy har? there's something beside me you know. quite haunting. -shiverss-
jinling: ERRRRK! it's her! it's her! -petrified-
alright ppl. i'm gonna stop here abruptly as forever. i'm going to get my b.e.a.utiful sleep already. i'm darn lethargic! =) see you again, soon!